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Honey, I'm home.

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[Earl] There are many customs

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which The Sacred Book of Dinosaur
commands us to obey.

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But none is as important
as the howling.

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Each month, on the evening
of the full moon,

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every male dinosaur
who has come of age

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climbs to the top of the mountain

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- and howls his mightiest how!.
- [howling]

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- [Robbie] Why?
- [Earl] Why what?

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[Robbie] Why do we do this?

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[Earl] We've done it
for a million years.

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[Robbie] Why?

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[Earl] It's written in
The Sacred Book of Dinosaur.

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- [Robbie] Who wrote it there?
- [Earl] Some sacred guy.

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I don't know, Dad.
I just don't see it.

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What does this have to do with my life?

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It says right here,

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"Only by the howling
do we defeat the dark spirit

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which would turn dinosaur
against dinosaur

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and bring an end to our days on Earth."

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And you buy that?

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Hey, this book's been around
a million years.

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You've been around what, 15 years?
Guess who wins?

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But it just doesn't make sense.
Today, I'm just a kid.

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But tomorrow I climb up the
mountain and yell at the moon,

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and that makes me a grown-up?

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Why?

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Because your mother
sent out 150 invitations,

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and we got a dead rhino
and 10 tons of potato salad downstairs.

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So tomorrow night you are
gonna scamper your scaly butt

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up that hill and howl like a banshee!

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Uh, uh... a-ooh!

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You haven't been practicing.

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Have you been using those
eight-track tapes I got you?

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All the time, Dad.

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Look, I'm going downstairs.

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I don't want to hear any silence
coming out of this room.

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All right.

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Ah. Oh, boy.

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[male] Howling at the Moon.
Tape one: Howling for Beginners.

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Let's start with this simple phrase:

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OK.

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A-ooh.

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A-ooh.

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- Very good.
- Thanks.

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Now try again, with more expression.

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A-oooohhhh!

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A-ooh.

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Very good.

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Well, we can't broil it.

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$4.95 a ton, and it isn't
even disemboweled yet.

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I'm not cleaning this.

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What do you think, Mom?
28 hours at 3507

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Ooh. Are you dead?

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Hello!

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In my day it was a solemn occasion.

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We didn't have all this
fanfare and rhinoceros.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Earl Sinclair..."

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And baby!

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"...cordially invite you
to join them..."

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And baby!

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"...as their son Robert Mark Sinclair

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is called up the mountain
for his howling,

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with reception to follow."

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Oh, my little baby!

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Hey, I'm your little baby!

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I'm your little baby!

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Waal!

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[rock music plays]

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[Charlene gasp, laughs]

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[mimics electric guitar sound]

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Hello? Practicing hard?

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Out of my room, Charlene.

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- Come on, let's hear one.
- No!

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- Why not?
- Because I said no.

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Because you have a wussy howl.

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- 1 do not!
- Wussy howl.

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How'd you like me
to bite your head off?!

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Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Big Adult Male.

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Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.

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A-ooh.

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- Hmm.
- [exhales]

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You gotta commit to it, Rob.

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I can't commit to it
because I don't get it.

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I can only commit to things
that make sense to me.

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Oh, give me a break.

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A dinosaur's howl
is a very personal thing.

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You can't howl your mightiest
howl for no reason.

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Oh? [clears throat]

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A-ooh!

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[howl continues]

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[howl continues]

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That's my boy!

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- Uh...
- Uh... come on.

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Oh, yeah!

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Yeah! That's lunch!

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Oh, boy.

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Well, pally boy,
seems like only yesterday

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that Robbie shed
his first skin. [chuckling]

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It's hard to believe he's
going up the hill tonight.

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Yeah. Wait till you hear
the howl on this kid.

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Hey, hey, hey!

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Hey, uh... hey, Roy,

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there's something I gotta ask you.

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I guess it's no secret
that you're my best friend.

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Yeah, back at ya, pally boy.

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Tonight, up on the hill,

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Robbie's gonna need someone special

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to present him at his first howling.

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Yeah.

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Well, Roy, you wanna do it?

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[belch]

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Oh, I'm visibly moved.

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Pally boy, this is such an honor

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that words escape me.

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Roy, can you hold that in?

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No! The feelings are pouring out
that you should pick me.

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Do you have to do that?

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You've known me a long time.

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I don't usually go in
for that sensitivity stuff,

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but at the risk of starting a rumor,

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I, uh... l feel very close
to you right now.

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Please don't say anymore.

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Huh?

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You're disgusting me with the way
you chew with your mouth open.

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I'm telling you, I can see your lunch,

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and your lunch can see me!

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- Nah.
- How you doing?

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Will you tell him it's disgusting?

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Hey, listen, I hate to be
critical, but I have to agree.

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And let me tell you, you got one
major plaque buildup back here.

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Huh?

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Oh, jeez. Swallow it,
spit it out, do something!

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[creature] Yeah, make up your mind.

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Whoa! Man, do I need a shower.

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Earl, you hurt my feelings

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and embarrassed me
in front of my lunch.

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Would it be so hard to close
your mouth while you're eating?

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Would it be so hard to close
your eyes while I'm eating?

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Just get your open mouth
out of my line of vision.

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- Well, shut your eyes.
- Shut your head!

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- Shut your eyes!
- Shut your head!

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Earl, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey there, pally boy,

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this is not a time for petty bickering,

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with young Robbie boy
going up the hill tonight.

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Yeah, you're right.
I don't know what I was thinking.

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So see you tonight at seven, huh?

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Make it a quarter to seven.
You're always late.

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And wear something nice.

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Hey, you don't like the way I dress?

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[humming]

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Oh. This one for me?

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No, no, dear, that's not for you.

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Ooh, this for me?

155
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No, no, dear, all of these
are Robbie's howling gifts.

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None of these are for you.

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Ooh! This for me!

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[Earl] Fran, I'm home,

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I'm hungry, and I hate everything.

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- Not the mama.
- Aw, neither are you.

161
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Robbie got lots of new gifts today.

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Ooh! More $4 pen and pencil sets?

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Big whoop!

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Earl, it's traditional.

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It's cheap. You'd think on this,

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the most important night
of my son's life,

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my friends could do a little better

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than a lousy pen and pencil set.

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Is something bothering you?

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Bothering me? No!

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After 27 years of friendship,
you'd think I could tell a guy

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he eats like a pig
and dresses like a slob

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without him getting all uppity about it.

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But I'm not gonna let it bother me.

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I got a family that loves me,

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and that is what's important.

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- Who do you love?
- Mama.

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- Who do you love second best?
- Mama.

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All right, who is talking
to you right now?

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Not the mama.

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[groans] I'm going upstairs.

182
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Ma, is it me, or is Daddy
in a really bad mood?

183
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No, your father just gets cranky
like this before a howling.

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They all do, every month.

185
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It's pre-howling syndrome, P.H.S.

186
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I'm so glad I'm a girl.

187
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JLalalt

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[tape] Congratulations.

189
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You are now ready
to how! with confidence,

190
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knowing that you will not
only make your family proud

191
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but keep our civilization
from coming to an end.

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Um, a... a-ooh.

193
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A-ooh.

194
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Oh, God, who am I kidding?

195
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OK, kid, it's showtime!

196
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Dad, I got a real problem with this.

197
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Hey, my little howler is nervous?

198
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Come here.

199
00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,077
What are you gonna do?

200
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I'm gonna tell you a little
something my dad told me

201
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just before I went up the hill.

202
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Great.

203
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He said, "Earl, unlock
that bathroom door."

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Of course, that doesn't apply here,

205
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but you get the gist.

206
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Uh, yeah.

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[dinosaurs chatting]

208
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Dad, we've gotta talk about this.

209
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,967
No, no, no. First we all howl,

210
00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,335
then we all talk.

211
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,966
We've been doing it that way
for a million years.

212
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,443
- Stop it!
- Come on!

213
00:10:11,512 --> 00:10:13,241
Hey, guys!

214
00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:16,078
- Hi, hi.
- Yeah, hi.

215
00:10:16,150 --> 00:10:18,812
Let's howl and get on
to the settlement of grievances.

216
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:23,448
Good, 'cause I want an apology
for that turtiehead remark.

217
00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:24,992
No way.

218
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,924
- Hi there, Robbie.
- Hi.

219
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,928
Uh, here's just a little something

220
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,930
to help usher you in to adult malehood.

221
00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:33,296
Wow. Huh?

222
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:37,900
Well, lookie here, a pen and pencil set

223
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,235
from my oldest and dearest friend.

224
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,401
What a wonderful, highly original,

225
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:44,205
well-thought-out gift.

226
00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:47,077
Ah, thank you. [clears throat] Well,

227
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tonight is a very special night

228
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for a young dinosaur
I've known for many years.

229
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:54,320
That's fine. I'll take it from here.

230
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,652
I thought you wanted me to introduce...

231
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- I changed my mind.
- Jeez.

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All right, everybody,
you know my son Robbie.

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[all] Yeah.

234
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,655
There's the moon. Hit it.

235
00:11:05,732 --> 00:11:07,894
Um...

236
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,802
[stammering] I've been giving
this a lot of thought,

237
00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:14,000
and... and this howling thing...

238
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,640
...well, I don't believe in it.

239
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,339
[all gasp]

240
00:11:20,414 --> 00:11:21,643
Robbie!

241
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,241
Everybody's looking!

242
00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,878
I mean, think about it
logically. The book says,

243
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,979
"Dinosaur will turn against dinosaur

244
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,990
and bring an end to our days on Earth."

245
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,753
How would not howling at the moon

246
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,555
bring an end to our days on Earth?

247
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:36,653
Because if you don't howl,
I'll kill you.

248
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,529
What could possibly happen?

249
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,125
- Earthquake!
- Flood!

250
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,636
- Plagues!
- This isn't the Dark Ages.

251
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,196
This is 60 million BC!

252
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,469
Why don't we try not howling one time?

253
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,670
Nothing's gonna happen!

254
00:11:53,514 --> 00:11:55,243
- [all gasp]
- Look!

255
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,544
Huh?

256
00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:01,844
[Roy] Where's the moon? Where'd it go?

257
00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,185
It's gone!

258
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:05,351
It's the end of the world!

259
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,689
- [screaming]
- Wait.

260
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:09,126
Wait!

261
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:12,029
Hang on! Wait!

262
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,193
[Earl] Oh, Robbie!

263
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:30,076
[rumbling]

264
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,618
Do you hear something?

265
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,119
No. What?

266
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,780
- [rumbling]
- Shh!

267
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,222
A low rumbling,
like the Earth is getting ready

268
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:40,261
to open up and swallow us.
Don't you hear it?

269
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,726
- It's the icemaker.
- Quiet!

270
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,423
You've brought a cataclysm
against all life on earth.

271
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:46,296
I don't wanna hear any more out of you!

272
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,164
OK.

273
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,430
Are we dead yet?

274
00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:50,902
No, dear.

275
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,598
Hmm.

276
00:12:52,673 --> 00:12:54,038
When are we gonna be dead?

277
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,075
Very soon, dear.

278
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,668
My flashlight went out.

279
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,439
I think the batteries are dead.

280
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:01,413
D-d-d-dead? It's starting!

281
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:03,507
The batteries are always
the first to go.

282
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:06,144
Earl, come here.
Let me tell you something.

283
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,813
What? What?

284
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,186
- Ooh!
- Get ahold of yourself!

285
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,387
Thank you. You're right, Ethyl.

286
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,987
I am the guardian
and protector of this family,

287
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:19,055
and it's my job to be
a calming influence

288
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,864
while we huddle together
hopelessly in the dark.

289
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,166
Dad, why don't we
just keep the lights on.

290
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:28,209
- The lights work?
- Yep.

291
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,937
<i>Hey! Al am trying
10 do is create a mood here.</i>

292
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,672
- Earl?
- What?

293
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:35,272
I'm going to be very
disappointed if this world ends

294
00:13:35,349 --> 00:13:37,681
and you and Robbie
are still angry at each other.

295
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,412
He destroyed the universe!

296
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,921
Any parent can forgive
the little things, Earl.

297
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:43,980
It's these big things that test us.

298
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,357
All right, all right. I forgive you.

299
00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:52,025
So you brought about the end
of everything. So what?

300
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,430
Uh, sorry, Dad.

301
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,559
Yeah, it's all part of growing up.

302
00:13:56,503 --> 00:14:01,498
OK. Now, these are
our last few hours on Earth.

303
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:04,101
I want us to spend them being together

304
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,340
and loving each other and realizing

305
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,711
that the most important
thing in the world

306
00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:10,807
is being a family.

307
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,718
[all] Ahh. Mmm.

308
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,123
Should I turn on the TV?

309
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,287
- [all] Yes!
- Good.

310
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,295
As you know,

311
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,765
the end of the world
is upon us, and that means

312
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:30,134
you'll save big! Values galore
here at Discount Charlie's!

313
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,865
We're slashing high prices.

314
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,772
This refrigerator/freezer, $1,399.95,

315
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:36,503
now two for a dollar!

316
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:37,840
So come on down!

317
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,710
We're dealing like there's no tomorrow!

318
00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:43,751
[laughing]

319
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,517
- [snoring]
- [broadcast tone on TV]

320
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,836
- [Earl yawning]
- Ahh.

321
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:14,238
- Rrrr.
- Ahh.

322
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,975
Ah.

323
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,279
Look at that!

324
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,787
Oh!

325
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,047
The sun came up.

326
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:26,525
It's another day! Wow!

327
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,685
Are we dead?

328
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:28,819
No.

329
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:31,126
You promised!

330
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,225
Look.

331
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,235
See, Dad, the world
didn't come to an end.

332
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,464
Give me that.

333
00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:40,303
Maybe we should look
at this as a new beginning.

334
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:43,366
You know, the entire dinosaur
community has been reborn.

335
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,378
Maybe nothing will ever
be the same again.

336
00:15:46,447 --> 00:15:48,438
The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company

337
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,574
now begins its broadcast day.

338
00:15:50,651 --> 00:15:53,643
[crowd] Wheel of...

339
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,394
[clearing throat]
Hello there, Fran.

340
00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,192
Hello, Roy.

341
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,393
Isn't it wonderful,
the world not ending and all?

342
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:08,867
Yeah, I suppose so.

343
00:16:08,936 --> 00:16:10,927
Something I can do for you?

344
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:15,032
Earl, if the world had ended last night,
I could've overlooked certain things,

345
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:19,670
but unfortunately it didn't,
so I've come for my beach thongs

346
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,510
and that hammer you borrowed.

347
00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:23,983
I'd ask you to return
the food you've eaten here,

348
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,782
but most of it fell out
of your mouth before you left.

349
00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:27,878
[growling]

350
00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,286
Hey, Roy.

351
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,791
Huh? Oh, hi, Robbie.

352
00:16:31,859 --> 00:16:33,588
Don't you talk to my kid like that.

353
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,061
Huh? I'll talk to your kid
anyway I want.

354
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,656
- Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!
- [growling]

355
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,792
Hey, you guys, come on. Dad.

356
00:16:41,869 --> 00:16:43,598
[both growling]

357
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,831
Uncle Roy!

358
00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:47,533
Guys, what's happening?

359
00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:50,077
You've been best friends
since before I was born.

360
00:16:50,144 --> 00:16:51,805
- Can't you talk it out?
- [crunch]

361
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:55,615
I'll take that as a "no".

362
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,582
[Fran] Earl!

363
00:16:57,651 --> 00:16:59,779
Get your head
out of his mouth right now!

364
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,116
He started it!

365
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,485
Uh-uh.

366
00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:05,582
Look at him, talking
with his mouth full again.

367
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,559
If you bite
my husband's head off...

368
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:08,686
[growls]

369
00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:11,697
[screaming]

370
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,392
[Earl] You ever come
near my house again,

371
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,801
I'll feed you to my family!

372
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,134
[Roy] Yeah, then I won't!

373
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,571
- [Earl] Good!
- [Roy] Fine!

374
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,040
- [Earl] Fine!
- [Roy] Good.

375
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,634
[door slams]

376
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:35,619
"Only by howling do we
defeat the dark spirit

377
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:40,593
which would turn dinosaur
against dinosaur."

378
00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,652
Oh.

379
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,329
[male on TV] Many wonder
if these incidents are connected

380
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,961
to last night's missed howling?

381
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:52,438
In the meantime, There seems
to be no end in sight

382
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,373
to the violence and general
crankiness among males.

383
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,035
Now here's Dwayne with sports.

384
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,509
Oh, great.

385
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:00,946
Throw it to me
with 30 seconds left, huh!

386
00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:03,642
[both growling]

387
00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:06,186
[newscaster]
I'll bite your little leg off!

388
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,381
Hey, Dad, Roy just called.

389
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,945
There is no Roy.

390
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,856
He wants to return all the stuff
he borrowed over the years

391
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,621
but he won't set foot in our house.

392
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:17,187
So where does he want to meet?

393
00:18:23,137 --> 00:18:26,107
[Earl] Well, right away, I see
my barbecue apron is missing.

394
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,232
I thought the barbecue apron was a gift.

395
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,072
It was a gift for a friend,

396
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:32,135
so I want it back from you.

397
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,909
- [Roy, Earl growling]
- [Robbie] Hey, hey, Roy,

398
00:18:34,982 --> 00:18:37,041
Dad, come on, stop it.

399
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,051
Well, he's the one
who called me up here.

400
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,087
1 did not. You called me.

401
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,316
Uh... Look, I had to call you up here.

402
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,918
You have to howl.

403
00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:51,260
I wouldn't howl with him if he
was the last dinosaur on Earth.

404
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,527
Besides, there's no reason
to howl anymore?

405
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,967
Yes, there is.
I didn't understand it before,

406
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:58,368
but if you don't howl,
terrible things happen.

407
00:18:58,439 --> 00:19:00,669
No, they don't. The world
didn't come to an end.

408
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,539
Nothing bad happened at all.

409
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,008
You're not friends anymore.

410
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,944
A lifelong friendship is about
to end. Isn't that bad?

411
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,176
- Uh-uh. I'm glad.
- No. I's good.

412
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,910
OK, fine. Maybe I was wrong.

413
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,543
After all, Dad,

414
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,213
a best friend wouldn't say
you had a wussy howl.

415
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,189
Did you say that I had a wussy howl?

416
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,853
I don't know. Did 1?

417
00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,522
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

418
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:26,430
Well, then, I stand by it. Wussy howl!

419
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,797
Oh, yeah?

420
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,302
I can howl you under the table

421
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,837
any moonlit night of the week!

422
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,167
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!

423
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,570
Well, you're on!

424
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,005
All right!

425
00:19:35,075 --> 00:19:37,806
[both howling]

426
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:56,353
[Earl gasping]

427
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:58,899
And after the howling,
we settle our grievances.

428
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,991
You two best friends for 27 years

429
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:03,093
got anything you want
to say to each other?

430
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:06,140
[both panting]

431
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:09,301
Listen, all this stuff you borrowed...

432
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,141
You can hang on to it for a while.

433
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,306
Thanks 'cause
there's really nothing left

434
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,213
in my apartment now anyway,

435
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:17,978
except for your barbecue apron.

436
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:21,510
I'm sorry I gave you a hard time
about the pen and pencil set.

437
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,352
I know that wasn't too original,

438
00:20:23,424 --> 00:20:25,654
but I don't have any kids of my own,

439
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:29,253
so I wanted Robbie to have
the pen and pencil set

440
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,889
my dad gave me on my howling day.

441
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,764
Roy, your dad gave you this?

442
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:36,462
Yeah.

443
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:40,496
It's the one his dad gave
to him on his howling day.

444
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:45,074
Aw, jeez. Aw!

445
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:47,807
[both crying]

446
00:20:51,785 --> 00:20:53,412
You're my best friend.

447
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:57,117
Buddy, come on over for dinner.

448
00:20:57,191 --> 00:20:59,285
- OK.
- Come on.

449
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,157
Yeah.

450
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,530
- Oh, uh, Robbie?
- Yeah, Dad?

451
00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,966
You did a good thing here.

452
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,026
Oh, thanks, Dad.

453
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,094
You know, sometimes it's not important

454
00:21:12,172 --> 00:21:14,368
to understand why you do something.

455
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,172
I howl because I believe in it.

456
00:21:17,244 --> 00:21:19,736
[chuckles]

457
00:21:21,815 --> 00:21:23,749
I don't know why I believe in it,

458
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,649
I just do.

459
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,813
I understand, Dad, yeah.

460
00:21:27,888 --> 00:21:30,880
OK, I'll see you at home.

461
00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:33,256
OK. Bye.

462
00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:35,659
[Roy] Hey, Earl, what about my stuff?

463
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,255
[Earl] The kid'll get it.
That's why you have kids.

464
00:21:38,332 --> 00:21:40,767
[Roy] Hmm. Maybe I should get one.

465
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,862
[chuckles] Ahh...

466
00:21:47,441 --> 00:21:49,375
[wind blows]

467
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:52,538
"Only by howling do
we defeat the dark spirit

468
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:55,173
which would turn
dinosaur against dinosaur

469
00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:57,980
and bring an end to our days on Earth.”

470
00:21:59,787 --> 00:22:03,883
A-ooooh!

471
00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:11,656
A-ooh...

472
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:15,726
[howl continues]